December 2011
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getting drunk tonight... tonight's gonna be a good...
w-h-o-r-e-i-f-i-e-d:
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When I watch 3D movies.
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When your leg gets itchy in skinny jeans
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When I'm at school and then I realize I forgot to...
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When you're with your best friend →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
When a really attractive boy walks in the room:
Dancing:
At a concert:
When hearing good news:
when something epic happens:
when you haven’t seen each other in ages:
“rough-housing”:
when the other’s hurt:
on the phone together:
watching sad movies together:
partying together:
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How I feel in the hallways at school: →
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
When your parents forget your name →
how many children do you have?
When your parents are picking you up from a...
And they try to take you home:
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